Satire

Here you’ll find completely serious advice and guidance on life’s most important matters — like how to survive jury duty, handle lab explosions, or commute without crying. These pages are written in the proud tradition of official leaflets, except ours are less useful and significantly less accurate. Read on, learn nothing, and laugh plenty.

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Jury Service Advice

Always bring snacks, wear a wig to look authoritative, and remember: if in doubt, ask the judge for a second opinion.

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Science Laboratory Rules

Rule #1: If it’s glowing, it’s probably fine. Rule #2: If it’s smoking, call it a ‘controlled experiment’.

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Sports are Boring

From football’s endless waiting to tennis’s nine-hour game of Pong, here’s how sport looks through the eyes of someone who just doesn’t get it. Spoiler: it’s mostly running, waiting, and people shouting at balls.